Yeah, tape me up!

I know, the whole world is crazy over Herve Leger right now. First the celebrities, now every girl in town, ever since the trend hits many fashion chain stores. I wanted to feed my long overdue desire from H&M during the summer initially, but it was so hard searching for my damn size. Eeks!

Seriously, not everyone fits into Herve Leger dresses. I don’t know why some celebrities think so highly of themselves, on their gigantic EFGHLLZZ boobs especially. And is it originally created for bootylicious bodies? I thought the dresses put some celebrities in a bad light. Their supposedly hot bodies on magazines are definitely photoshopped.

Does it really look flattering on Blake Lively?

Guys must be waiting for Beyonce’s left boobs to pop out.

This was my favorite dress until Eliza Dushku gave it reduced the curviness.

Just google “Herve Leger Celebrities”, most of them are crappy. Not that I am obsessed with stick thin figures or airport runways (oh wait, flat boobs are awesome!), but doesn’t the runway model (below) wear it really well? This is my favorite dress from Spring 2009 collection till now! The criss-crossing is a smart idea back then.


Oh, I actually went and stayed quite awhile in their flagship store in Singapore recently. I didn’t expect the material to be so heavy. It was almost 2 kilograms, slightly lighter than a newborn baby. It’s a million times better (look, sewing quality, material etc) than the Bebe imitation I tried on last year. Bleah, when can I at least try on the real thing?

Hohoho. Keep dreaming. It’s 2 a.m. …no wonder.